One Fi’tty
I feel like everything that wants to throw my budget off costs $150.
I had a $150 cell phone bill last month, from too much texting. I pretty much went through a whole breakup using the fine medium of texting. Tanya the PDA queen can sympathize, I’m sure.
I went to this kooky new age body worker/chiropractor to deal with some lower back problems I’ve been having, and she concluded that, get this: my “vertical vision” is what’s throwing everything off. She didn’t charge me, but wanted me to see this special opthomologist. His fee is $150.
Paco needs a blood panel so we can figure out what’s causing the volcanic, itchy skin scab problem. Cost: about one fi’tty.
Roxy, the 98 Civic, needs three new tires. $50 each.
So here’s what I want to manifest from the universe: A coupon book with ten $150 checks in it. To arrive in the mail every two months. Bring it.
What’s your figure? When you have a larger budget, is it $500? $1,500?
YES! I finally made the blog! Thanks for the free publicity Nanny. Regarding budget breaking amounts, I do not budget — my inherent, Mormon-induced superpowers for cheapness never fail to keep me in the black. The Brotheren counsel to build up a contingency fund and a two-year supply of food for emergencies. I have a contingency fund, which I use to build up my two-year supply of alcohol. Whatever.
Maybe that’s how you had the funds for all those Patron shots at The Detour on Sunday night. If only the Brotheren knew. Cheers!
I think I told you this, but I wrote myself a check for $20,000 earlier this spring, when I was doing visioning around the house. You know, the whole Jim Carrey thing. But I also told the universe that if it wanted to deliver more, it could (which it did, thank you goddess of real estate). I think specific is good, as long as you don’t think of it as a limit or try to dictate where it’s coming from, and can release it afterward.
Eric thinks I’m nuts. I probably am.
You are very very professional.I dream i could do such a great job as you do.