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Take a quarter out of your pocket/wallet/change drawer.

Check out our prominent founding father and first president, George Washington. (Note the words under his chin, flatly contradicting our beloved “wall of separation” between church and state.)

Check out the ponytail, tied lovingly with a ribbon.

Question: If George were to have untied said ponytail, say, at the end of an evening, before climbing under the covers with Martha, would he have then had a mullet?

I’m pretty sure this is an important fashion discovery I had today.

General G.W. sported a big, fat mullet.