Sunday, May 13, 2007

One Fi’tty

I feel like everything that wants to throw my budget off costs $150.

I had a $150 cell phone bill last month, from too much texting. I pretty much went through a whole breakup using the fine medium of texting. Tanya the PDA queen can sympathize, I’m sure. 

I went to this kooky new age body worker/chiropractor to deal with some lower back problems I’ve been having, and she concluded that, get this: my “vertical vision” is what’s throwing everything off. She didn’t charge me, but wanted me to see this special opthomologist. His fee is $150.

Paco needs a blood panel so we can figure out what’s causing the volcanic, itchy skin scab problem. Cost: about one fi’tty.

Roxy, the 98 Civic, needs three new tires. $50 each.  

So here’s what I want to manifest from the universe: A coupon book with ten $150 checks in it. To arrive in the mail every two months. Bring it.

What’s your figure? When you have a larger budget, is it $500? $1,500? 

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